Turtle, Turtle!

Yay, another turtle!

Don't they look happy?

Have you ever heard a rubber band?

Look, it's Kaugars!

Look at those studs! Hubba Hubba!

Magnetic Studs!

Turtle!

Looking for some soap?

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice!

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Dinner is served?